Today's song of the day is another comedic in triple meter. The verse will be freely speak-sung, then moving into a solid tempo for the chorus. (Conducted in 1) Just a silly little tune, for a silly day.
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(verse)
I’d like to say a toast!
I interrupt this roast,
To boast the wonders of my dear boss, Tom.
He really is the best,
And though you may think I’m obsessed,
The rest have all confessed the same…that he’s ‘da bomb’.
Now he won’t push this so I’ll do it,
‘Cuz humility? Well, screw it!
He’s amazing, guns ablaze-ing from all cylinders.
No, I’m not drunk, so just sit down,
And let me finish this, ass-clown.
The town deserves to hear this said, and I am willin’…ders…
Spoken: …yeah…
(chorus 1)
Tom, Tom, Tom,
Is truly the greatest boss that I know.
Tom, Tom, Tom,
His generosity doth overflow,
Each morning, it’s showtime, he stops to say ‘Hi’
With a smile and his latte, it’s great!
And it’s hard to mind, since he asks you so kindly,
You blindly accept that you have to stay late.
Tom, Tom, Tom,
The most wonderful boss in the world!
So raise up your glasses and get off your asses,
To show your love!
(chorus 2)
Tom, Tom, Tom,
Is truly the greatest boss you could meet.
Tom, Tom, Tom,
Everyday with him brings a brand new treat,
When lunchtime rolls ‘round, he is back with a smile,
And loads of new work to get done.
And just ‘cuz he knows it will take me a while,
He asks me to then run some errands, for fun…
Tom, Tom, Tom,
The most wonderful boss I could have!
So raise up your glasses and get off your asses,
To show your love!
(chorus 3)
Tom, Tom, Tom,
Is truly the greatest boss, strike up the band!
Tom, Tom, Tom,
And even though he has just had me canned…
I must say everyday, his great thoughts he inserts…
His thoughtfulness keeps culminating,
He gives, and he gives, and he gives til it hurts
To the secretary with whom he’s cop-ulating!
Tom, Tom, Tom,
The most wonderful boss I could have had!
So raise up your glasses and get off your asses,
To show…your…
Spoken: I hate you, you son of a bitch!
(He passes out)
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Thanks for joining me for the day, and I'll see you tomorrow with my next SOTD!
~Lee
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