So, after the folk song from yesterday, Aimee suggested that I do a full out 'wife left me' kinda country tune. You know, something our boy Scotty McCreery from American Idol could croon in his soothing bass tones. Well, this is what I came up with.
This should be a rockabilly kind of feel. I warn that this is explicit...but only for comedy's sake.
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If you play this song backwards, then I’d have the best day,
My dog would come back home to me, my bills would go away.
My best friend would return my wife, and she’d be here to stay,
To think of it, guess that’s alright…he can keep her anyway…
I guess that last part is alright…he can keep her anyway…
Well I awoke this mornin’, first thing I said was ‘Fuck’
The banging on my trailer was that GD repo truck.
The jerk yelled ‘open up’, and I avoided bein’ crass…
He said ‘I need your assets!’, so I showed the man my ass!
If you play this song backwards, then I’d have the best day,
My dog would come back home to me, collectors’d go away.
My best friend would return my wife, and she’d be here to stay,
To think of it, guess that’s alright…he can keep her anyway…
I guess that last part is alright…he can keep her anyway…
Then lunchtime rolled around and the hunger pains were on,
I knew that with the trailer all the livestock would be gone.
Those bastards took the cow, the pig and chicken. To my shock
They’d only left the rooster, I was stuck there eating cock.
If you play this song backwards, then I’d have the best day,
My dog would come back home to me, this rash would go away.
My best friend would return my wife, and she’d be here to stay,
To think of it, guess that’s alright…he can keep her anyway…
I guess that last part is alright…he can keep her anyway…
Now finally the nighttime fell, and with it did my hope,
See as time soared, I’d wished the Lord would grab hold of my rope.
The only rope grab happenin’ was with the gal next door…
I tell you that’s the last time my prick penetrates a whore!
If you play this song backwards, then I’d have the best day,
My dog would come back home to me, the clap would go away.
My best friend would return my wife, and she’d be here to stay,
To think of it, guess that’s alright…he can keep her anyway…
I guess that last part is alright…he can keep her anyway… ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thanks for joining me for the day, and I'll see you tomorrow with my next SOTD!
~Lee
Vintage Cavellier.
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